LAST MAN ON EARTH

THE LAST MAN ON EARTH

...Greetings. I am the Last Man on Earth.
The two main things that made mme this was are thus:
1... The feminization of the American male,and the fact that i turned television off in the early 1980s for over 15 years till almost 2000.
NO television in my 'home'for all that time.
..While the Last Man was hiding in a cave, everybody else was getting bambarded with the most brutal potent,visual indoctrination in history.
Remember,it was only recently that people actually became aware of the medias incredible bias and agenda.
...Zombies were created..Minds were melted..
...WHOS????
.Geeezz, I dont really quite know how to tell you this....
.I have no problems with 'you' thinking I`m crazy. Or with you calling me names..No problem. The Last Man understand
.....The last thing a person knows is that they`re Brainwashed..They never even have a clue. Or else they wouldn`t be brainwashed.
..You think there`s something wrong with me. Right???
No problem. No problem whatsoever. The Last Man is not offended in the slightest..
What got me sick of television,back then,wasn`t just the political and social bias,but I felt thatthe whole media insulted me mercilessy.
..Somebody expects me to watch THIS.
In a recent movie 'I Am Legend,Will Smith,all alone in New York City, broadcasts on a short wave radio.
.."If there is anyone out there that can hear this,
anyone at all,
I will be at the South Street Seaport every day when the Sun is at its highest point."
...[Zombies work nights. take the day off]
.
....This is what the Last Man is doing now.
Broascasting
NO. I do not think I`m Will Smith.
..I`m as Tall as Smith. He`s Darker. And Handsome is in the eyes of the beholder.
. What makes me so different from the Zombies is a million fold..... Among themI can answer any question with a direct 'YES or "NO'
My only limits are the 1st Ammendment and the dictionary.
..Also the Last Man is the comsunate Sticks and Stones entity..No whining,crying,offended in my metabolism
You may have noticed that I possess only a 12th grade education..My spelling`s rough. My grammar`s rough.
...There are many out there with vastly superior educations and such
But what does that matter now?? Computers have that but are still Zombies..
Remember,in a country of the blind, the one eyed man is King.
No matter how smart anyone else is..
..In the near future,I will give proof to the words I speak.
As for now. It is getting dark. I must hasten.
..Its time for my last daily broadcast
Hello...Hello...This is Dr. Lasman Nerth..If there`s anyone out there. Anyone at all. Meet me at the South Street SEaport when the Sun is at it`s highest point in the sky
I.f cloudy,lets just make it twelve noon.
............

WHAT MAKES YOU A ZOMBIE????

...Believe me. You are not going to comprehend this, but I must try anyway
.The Last Man can not limit his writing to what others can understand..Remember I stopped watching Television for a long while, and You didn`t
... Politicians, running for very powerful offices, many running for office after office, ultra important to you and your country
..steadfastly refusing to answer simple yes or no questions.
;...They`re not going to be pinned down to a position and that`s that,tough noogies on you.
Like Hillary Clinton on drivers liscenses for Illegal Aliens.
.She wouldn`t answer...
NO matter what question is asked, they go right into their own personal,greatly rehersed soundbite,without answering the question.
...And you accept that.
"Tee hee hee,the Zombies giggle, all politicians do that"
..You accept that. You laugh it off
...All politicians do that..
That`s the point. Politicians always do that because you let them get away with it.
.. I see it almost as Treason.
To seek such power and influence, and trust, and responsibility from the people.
...And you`re 'NOT' going to tell the people what you really think
.And the Zombies say "tee hee hee. all politicians do that
...Night of the Living Brain Dead
So you say: "all right Last Man, what do you suggest"?
..I`m glad you asked me that question.
Even though I know you wont comprehend the answer.
..I say a law that forces candidates to appear at least twice on The Last Man Debate [also known as 'POOF CITY']
..The Candidates are given Honsest 'Yes' or 'No' questions
Here`s an example.
...Three candidates on the television screen. Each at a different place{could be in same building],and each one has an individual camera and a michrophone on them.
Three minute time limit for questions.
.. Moderator asks yes or no question to Candidate A.
...Candidate A spins.
POOF. Candidate A has video and Audio cut off by an impartial independent engineer.
... Get it??.
.No straight answer? No sound bite.
.. Poof.
Now theres Candidate B and Candidate C still on the screen with two minutes and fifty five seconds left in question time limit.
Moderator askes Candidate B yes or no question. Candidate B either answers yes or no, or gets poofed.
...If their first sylablle is yes or no, they get the alloted time to explain their position
..And so on.
If A and B both get poofed, and Candidate C can answer a simple yes or no question, then he gets the rest of the alloted time to make his own soundbite>
..After the three minute session, all three Candidates are back on the screen for the next round of question
Moderator reverses order of question. Now Candidate C gets the first question, then Candidate B the next...Get it???
I doubt it
.And what`s the first thing a Zombie would say??
.."That wouldn`t be nice. The Candidates would be offended getting poofed like that".
"It would be embarrasing for them".
....The Last Man understands
..Hello...Hello...This is Dr. Lasman Nerth..If theres anybody that can hear me...anyone at all....