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  HUMAN SHEILDS. DO THEY WORK?????????????????
The following is a Guest commentary by Dr. Will Splitatom, Author of the Best Sellers "NUKE EM. NUKE EM NOW", and "MORE NUKES. LESS PEOPLE"..
...Greetings..We have the issue of "Human Sheilds"
I say lets give them a chance.
...Let them go stand at target sites amd see if they can protect that site from dropping Bombs and Rockets
.Or maybe somehow make the bombs inefective,with some sort of Hippie Liberal Aquarius Karma or something like that.
...Personally, I think they will get blown up,but who am I to say? Give them a chance to see if they work
.They do call themselves 'Sheilds" dont they?
.Maybe they know something we dont.
...People told Columbus the world was flat, right?? He still tried right???
.The Human Sheilds deserve the same opportunity
..Its only fair..
.If somehow they were able to protect the target from dropping Bombs and Rockets,just think of what a discovery that would be for all of mankind
....For Peace in our time..
I repeat, that personally, I think they will just get blown up or vaporized...But that`s just one mans opinion, and I`ve been wrong before.
.So dont be so cold hearted. Give the Human Sheilds a chance to see if they work.
.... Dr. Will Splitatom is a Senior Fellow at the Nukes Are Us Acadamy.....


  THE LAST MANS FANTASY
Just once I would like to see someone[me]stand up to the left wing whiners forcefully.
Imagine this scenerio
Some whining minority type[what other kind is there?] Boo Hooing because some white guy said something that 'Offended them' [extended offended, never ended. if you cant get offended, pretend to get offended, if you cant pretend to get offended, invent a way to pretend to get offended. what a sick bunch]
.Just once, the White guy standing up like a man [rigidly censored in the old edia].
Here`s what the White Guy replies:
.. "You`re offended?. So what you`re offended?
What are you telling me for. I dont give a shit".
..So what you get offended? What`s that got to do with me?
..You`re the one who`s offended. I feel great.
What, I`m not supposed to say what I think if you get offended?
Wouldn`t that be great?
Wouldn`t you love to see that?
The Hero continues his attack: " I say what I want to say. If I worried about you getting 'Offended', I wouldn`t have time to do anything else
..You`re Offended about something twenty fours hours a day.
I`m not your father.
..I got other things to worry about.
.Why dont you go tell somebody else how offended you are, for awhile.
Maybe they`ll give a shit.
..All I can tell you is 'Man Up' once in a while, like everybody else does
It might help you.............................................................What a great fantasy.......
It dosn`t matter how polite,respectful or appropriate you are. The Sickos are going to call you names anyway, if you disagree with them at all. It dosn`t matter how nice you try to be. Thats why the Last Man enters the room swinging.
Why wait for them to start calling names.
I just retaliate in advance
.
..........The Last Man on Earth.
Is he man....Is he Monster? Or..
..Is he both




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