THE WHINING OFFENDED

RACIST. BIGOT. HOMOPHOBE...TRAPPED BY THE THOUGHT POLICE. .....I have been accused of being all of the above,therefore I have no other option but to admit my guilt ..What else can I do? I`ve been accused,havn`t I?>BR< ..Yes, I admit that I think Al Sharpton is a low life all star.,.I also oppose Affirmative Action..I even stoop so low as to call it Deformative action . And my most Bigoted quality is to think that the Black Crime Epidemic should be at least discussed as such. .I think that`s the only way we casn find answers .How racist can A person get? .And since I dont like the white supremicist types either, that means that I`m also racist against whites..Wow. What a Racist..That`s not all. .I vehemently protest people being punished or even imprisoned for Criticizing Homosexuality, or Denying the Holocaust, as it is in Europe and Canada today. , .I see these punishments as Human Rights and Free Speech Atrocities. ...So that makes me a double dipper on this one. .Anti-Semitic, and Homophobic. .Obviously. Take me away. Since I`ve been accused, I might as well admit the rest of it ...Sometimes I go in my closet, close the door, then while standing in the dark, I actually believe that men are physically stronger then women. Can you believe it?? That kind of Male oriented bigotry TODAY????? Of course I`m sick..Of course I need help. I`ve been accused havn`t I? What now? A Doctor? A Liberal correspondence course? ..Prison? I must give great credit to the Thought Police. I never figured they could take me down so easy. These guys are sharp. .Regular Sherlock Homes types. Opps, I spelled Sherlocks last name wrong. Is it possible for someone to be prejudiced against Fictional Detectives?? Now I`m in for it. I guess this is all for the best, Sometimes a man has to hit rock bottom before he can try to get his life in order again. ...My biggest problem now is, who do I beg forgiveness from first. Holy Dr. Watsons, Batman...I`m in a real mess.....

LETS CHANGE THANKSGIVING INTO JESSE JACKSON DAY

How about it. I like the Idea. The Pilgrims are yesterdays news anyway. We have enough days for White Peiople in this country. The Reverend Minister Mister Doctor Jesse Jackson is what 'we' should be thankful for.. .So I decided to do something asbout it..I can barely imagine Congress doing it any time soon. So I started a petition drive, and I`ve been going door to door to collect signatures. Things havn`t been working out quite as well as I had hoped.. I live in the Allegheny Mountains ..Not that many doors And the responses I`ve been getting arn`t quite what I expected But new ideas dont always catch on in a flash Look at what The Reverend Minister Mister Doctor Jesse Jackson has done for America He has achieved racial reperations in the form of Hate Crime Laws, Thought Police, and Media minipulation against white people.. But no hero is without pain and frustration ..Just look at how Jesse Jackson has suffered The Duke Lacrosse Players.. Innocent >>HOw could they be so guilty for so ling, then be innocent at the last minute??? I remember how sick I felt when I heard. Innocent How I hate that word ...Then there`s the Jena Six Incident. Reverend Jackson gets the Youthful Black Scholor out of jail, and the White Gestapo puts him right back in. ..And the three white kids that hung a noose?? No Laws broken?? NO crimes committed?? What about their perants??THey`re old enough to stand trial as adults, aren`t they??..Nobody even mentioned that THat`s the part that kills me Well no need me getting aggrevated. I`m driving to another town today to see how many signatures I can get there. ..........note: Perhaps someone can help me with this. I am planning to write a book about this someday, and I want to keep records..I didn`t take Algebra in school, and I dont want to hire an Accountant ..As of today I have spent $253.77 in expenses,and so far nobody has signed my petition. .So how much is it costing for each signature?

THE RIGHT. THE LEFT. AND THE LAST MAN a speghetti western
	The Right says Guns for Airline Pilots THe Left says no Guns for Airline Pilots ..The Last Man says Guns for Pilots, Guns for Flight Attendants, and vending machines in Airport Lobbys where Passengers can rent Guns before they get on the plane.....

IF AMOS AND ANDY WERE RACIST

Funny how Ebonics is considered culturally positive, but Amos and Andy talk is still a no no Fifty years ago Lightning was considered a negative stereotype of young Black Men because of his speech,a tilted baseball cap and baggy pants ...Now. On with the show "Hi ya Kingfish. How is you?" Ah. How is ya, Andy. I is jes fine. jes fine." "Ah KIngfish I`d been meanin ta ask you somethin." "Ah sho Andy, ask me anything son" "KIngfish. Two weeks ago I gave you five hundred dollars for the Revolution. You told me we wuz gonna get a box of Granades and pull the pin on some Crackers> Now where is them Geranades Kingfish?" Ah, Andy. I wuz jes now gettin ready to tell you about that, jes gettin ready. Ya see son, in order to get the granades from where dey comes from we had to pay da Export Tax" "Yea KIngfish. I understands stuff like dat "And then son, we had to pay the Import Tax to get the granades here." Hmmm. The Import Tax, and the Export Tax. I gets dat KIngfish" "And then Andy dey hits us with da Hidden Cost" "Da Hidden COst???" Yea Andy. And dats da one dey really socks ya wit. Da HIdden Cost" " KIngfish. .. Is you tellin me we aint got no granades??" "Well. Its not all bad Andy. Ya see son,when da peoples dat wuz sellin us da granades took da granades back, dey gave us a big break on the reverse Export and Import taxes, and saved us a fortune" "Well Awright Kingfish. As long as we saved some money, I guess it`s okay" ............................Will the anamosity between Kingfish and Mama derail the Revolution?? Will Amos load his taxis with explosives??? Will Calhoun get disbarred by Cracker Judges???? Tune in next week for another exciting episode of 'If Amos and Andy were Racist' check your local listings for time and stations......

THE JEWISH LOW RIDERS ....Every part of town had its Gangs back in the day. .In my neighborhood the 'Jewish Low Riders'[JLR} ruled with an iron fist. The neighborhood wans`t overly Jewish, but the Low Riders had the force,the brains and the finances to take control. ..They were the only street gang in town with Lawyers on the payroll.. Even the cops didn`t mess with them. The made the rest of us kids call each other Golem. ...Teachers had to pay them transportation "grants' to keep their cars from getting messed up in the parking lot. It was a dark day for the neighborhood...Fight them. They kick your ass......Call a cop..they call a lawyer. ...Hopeless. .. The Jewish Low Riders didn`t play... Everybody knew that.... Most of the Low Riders money came in from this scheme: There would be a Jewish Low Rider on every block in the neighborhood. Anyone walking that block would have to be escorted from one corner to the next corner by a Low Rider, who would then ,in return, expect a handsome reward for his kindness and protection. A small price to pay compared to a pedestrian caught trying to run the gauntlet without paying the Jewish Low Riders. ... Every Block, Every Street, Every Corner.. The Low Riders were making a fortune. ...It got to be so a guy had to work two jobs just to take his girl out for a stroll on a Saturday night And God pity a shop keeper accused of short changing a Jewish kid. ..In fact, the shopkeeper made sure if any mistakes were made, they were made in the Jewish kids favor..If you know what I mean.. Then out of nnowhere another gang moves into the neighborhood A homosexual gang called 'the Gay Skulls'. ...These guys were super tricky.One minute you cant see them, then the next second they`re coming out of closets all over the place.. ...Gang war erupted between the Jewish Low Riders and the Gay Skulls. The neighborhood was in chaos..No one was safe..For months the unbridled violence continued..Both gangs suffered heavy losses.. ...Then, at the brink of mutual destruction,the two gangs declared a cease fire,and held a peace conference. I remember clearly, because at the same time the Jewish Low Riders, and the Gay Skulls started talking, a phenonenon occured ...WE started having School Plays in the auditorium, around the clock..24 hours a day. Just like that. Nobody could figure it out ....But we finally had peace in the neighborhood. ...The peace lasted for a few months, then tempers begasn to flare again.. The School Plays it seemed were financed by the Jewish Low Riders, and arranged and performed by the Gay Skulls.... .... However all the plays had a homosexual theme, and nobody was going to see them..The Low Riders began to rethink their financial investment. The Gay Skulls objected, putting arrtistic value, and social conscience above money. ... Frictions began to escalate between the two gangs, and fortunatly for me, this is when my family moved to another town. ..I dont know what happened in the neighborhood after that, nor do I care to.. There were so many people in the neighborhood that I liked, and maybe it`s best if I never find out what ever happened to them............

WHITE GUY ACTING BLACK

Responding to a recent email that I sent to a Black New York City columnist,said Black columnist answered: 'F.Y.' .. Now I know what that means, and I`m 'Offended' by the response. As a matter of fact, I think the Black jouirnalist is a Racist...I think the only reason he said F.Y. to me is because I`m White. .... In fact I think it might be a Hate Crime> ..So I contacted Civil Rights Leader, The Reverend Minister Mister Doctor David Duke. ... The Reverend David Duke told me it was definatly a Hate Crime for a Black person to say F.Y. to a white person. Reverend Duke assured me that his Civil Rights organization, The Ku Klux Klan would protest and boycott that New York newspaper until the Black Bigot was admonished, and fired. .. The Reverend Minister Mister Doctor David Duke also put me in touch with about a hundred Civil Rights Attorneys who would take my case pro bono, in the name of getting even, and Civil Rights. I found it strange that all 100 Civil Rights were Danish. Every one of them. .. However I said nothing, fearing that I would be charged with a Hate Crime, myself, for noticing that all these Lawyers were Danish. The Reverend Minister Mister Doctor David Duke told me that he would go to The Congressional White Caucus and get the Black Racist Journalist charged with a Hate Crime,put in prison,and serve a lengthly prison sentence. ...If and when the Black Hate Monger was released, he would be immeadiatly deported to Siberia, where he would have to attend a daily, two hour sensitivity training course, or be sent back to the slammer.. I think this is fair. After all I was Offended. ...Anyone interested in My side only,of this matter, tune into Cable News, where The Reverend Minister Mister Doctor David Duke will be disgustingly pandered to, and patronized for the next two weeks by the Fox News Channel Lapdancers.......

Talking about Girly Bill Oreilly, and Little Miss Hannity. They call Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson 'Civil Rights Leaders'. The same as others they call the 'Old Media' do. Google "Million Youth March". ..Sharptons close ties to Kahlid[kill the white man]Mohammed. The Old Meia says people with close ties to seperatist Louis Farrahkan are Civil Rights Leaders ...The dictionary says Civil Rights is non political and non partisan. The Crack induced media tell us guys who run for president as Democrats are non-political,and non-partisan. ...Are you going to beleive them, or your own eyes? The Old Media [everything but the internet] Says Sharpton and Jerkson are Civil Right Leaders Google: 'Million Youth March' Google: 'Al Sharpton Racist'. ...That`s all. Google three words, and see the difference between the Old Media and The New Media. It`s sad to watch people sacrifice their God given gift of Manhood in order to worship at the Devils alter of political crackness[pronounced:. ka-rack-ness]. ..The Last Man wretched while listening to Rushedda Limbaugh today. Limbaugh was whining and explaining, for the three millionth time, his Barack the Magic Negro Parody....Any inch you concede to the sickos will never be regained. Limbaugh said someone mentioned that some Black Whiner was going to quit his job if Limbaugh didn`t stop playing the parody. NOBODY would have 'ever' mentioned it to the Last Man. Remember that ""NO""White Person on Earth would be whining and Worming about George Bush the Magic Caucasian ..No White Person on Earth would go on television Wetting his pants about some Black Guy saying 'Cracker'. No White Person would stoop that low I have no respect for the Crawling Offended ..How do you respect those who dont respect themselves? Remember Don Imus remark about the Nappy Ass Bitches? The Rutgers womens basketball team then stages a Step and Fetchit Minstral show with the twisted faces and the signs to prove he was right. Disgrace to a race ...Yo Black Whiners: Dont you think issues like Whining and Worming, Boo Hoo Offended,and Please Pity Me,that it would be a good idea if you started acting White ? No White person would conduct themselves in this manner ..I`d like you to think about that next time you talk about pride,respect,and equality.. ..Think the Last Man is brutal? There is no other way. Long long long ago ther Old Media should have stood up to the Black Whiners instead of always bowing down in absolute fear of racists calling them racists ..To prove my point, some affirmative action black college professor was on Girly Oreillys commenting on the Barack the Magic Negro ploy..The sick Devil said because of this White People can say "Negro' For two weeks. That`s how sick it is..Affirmative action Black Nazi actually beleives that he can dictate what White pepole can and can not say. ..He fully beleives it. ..Old Media lap dancers Oreilly and Hannity listen to this and do nothing but bounce up and down ..Old Media Sickos have let this get much much too far. The Last mans boundries are the First Ammendment and the dictionary >>I couldn`t care three tenths of a mouse turd if Jesse Jerkson gets offended.. In fact. I like to insult these Whiners because everyone else bows down to them..